Thursday, January 31, 2013

nursing humor

even though I graduated not too long ago in nursing it has been quite a journey and I am thankful for the patients I've met they're all so inspiring but yes this pretty much sums up the unit where I work [and yes, even though I perform do have a "day" job] and many do ask but love performing just as much as nursing. And of course being in nursing a sense of humour is definitely important thing to have :-)

you believe patients need TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine
you would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night
your sense of humor gets more "warped" each year
you notice you use more four letter words now than before you became a nurse
you don't get excited about blood loss unless it's your own
when checking the level of orientation of a patient you aren't sure of the answer
you find yourself checking out customers arm veins while in line
your purse now consists of scissors, band aids, and ointments
you have late night delivery on speed dial
you believe not all patients are annoying some are unconscious



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