When "It's shitty" can be an appropiate response to how was your night?
You forget what television looks like
Drinking pop out of a graduate seems normal to you
Your wardrobe consists of nothing but scrubs
You listen and count your significant other's respirations while sleeping
You have an active debate with your pharmacist about your prescription
You already know your diagnosis before going to the doctor
You have a list of doctors/nurses you want caring for you
Develop a warped sense of humour
House seems so unrealistic
Judge films and can tell where the mistakes are in forensic scenes
Band aids fix everything
Your purse is filled as a first aid kit
Anything that sounds like an alarm sends you into Olympic sprint mode
All your shoes are sneakers
Able to successfully make everyone sick at the dinner table
Know all about sedatives
Ativan and Haldol become your best friends at work